In 1994 the Northridge earthquake knocked down The French Teacher's home. 　　 　　A founding member of The Bumbling Idiots, Small Portion, Chowder Horse and other appropriately-named but short-lived bands, The French Teacher was looking to create a new rock brotherhood. 　　 　　He moved to Orange County, where he recruited The Loan Officer, The Minister and The Lieutenant. 　　 　　Hijinks ensued.