歌曲名 The Abc 歌手名 Spike Milligan

It was midnight in the schoolroom

And every desk was shut

When suddenly from the alphabet

Are hears a loud tut tut

Said A to B I don't like C

His manners are a lack

For all I ever see of C

Is a semi circular back

I disagree said D to B

I've never found C so

From where I stand he seems to be

An uncompleted O

C was vexed I'm much perplexed

You criticise my shape

I'm made like that to help spell Cat

And Cow and Cool and Cape

He's right said E said F whoopee

Said G Ip Ip ooray

You're dropping me roared H to G

Don't do it please I pray oh baby my

Out of my way double L to K

I'll make poor I look ill

To stop this stunt J stood in front

And presto ill was jill

U know said V that W

Is twice the age of me

For as a Roman V is five

I'm half as young as he

X and Y yawned sleepily

Look at the time they said

Let's all go off to beddy byes

They did then

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