歌曲名 The Central Scrutinizer 歌手名 Frank Zappa

作词：Frank Zappa

作曲：Frank Zappa

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER

It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws

That haven't been passed yet

It is also my responsibility to alert each

and every one of

You to the potential consequences of various

ordinary everyday activities you might be

Performing which could eventually lead to

The Death Penalty or affect your parents'

Credit rating

Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps

like you who do wrong things

And many of them were driven to these crimes

by a horrible force called MUSIC

Our studies have shown that this horrible force

is so dangerous to society at large

that laws are being

Drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever

Cruel and inhuman punishments

are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so

they won't conflict with the Constitution

which itself is being modified

in order to accommodate THE FUTURE

I bring you now a special presentation to show

what can happen to you if you choose

A career in MUSIC

The WHITE ZONE is for loading

and unloading only

If you have to load or unload

Go to the WHITE ZONE

you 'll love it it 's a way of life