Human Stuff(Broadway Cast Recording) - Eddie Korbich as Scuttle/Gulls - The Little Mermaid Original Broadway Cast

作词：Alan Menken/Glenn Slater

作曲：Alan Menken/Glenn Slater

Wow this is special this very very unusual

What what is it

It's a dinglehopper

A dinglehopper

Oh these babies are fantabulous absolutely indispensary

When it comes to dingle hoppers I'm a regular

Encyclopoodia

Say thatcha wanna have a hairdo

Like the folds who live up there do

That'll flap their wigs

Flop their wigs

Well you'll look absolutely dandy

If you use one of these handy

Little thingmajigs

Thingmabobs

Jigs

Bobs

Pick up the dinglehopper just like so

Twirl it the way I'm twirling now

Give it a little yank and there ya go

You're what the call the dog's meow

Wonderful stuff

That human stuff

Can't get enough

Of human stuff

And we are the authority

No need for us to bluff

Because we're great and explanatin'

Human stuff

What's that

A snarfblatt

Wow

Back when the world was prehistorial

People sat as still as coral

Flat upon their bumps

On their runts

Bunks

There they would be not even thinkin'

Bored to death and barely blinkin'

Way down at the dumps

On the dumps

On

Then they invented snarfblatts just by chance

Suddenly life was la di da

Snarfblatts're what you use to make folks dance

Give it a blow and then voila

Wonderful stuff

That human stuff

If you're a buff

Of human stuff

It's marvable

Stupendible

Completely a oj

Which sounds absurd but take my word

That's what the humans say

Sensible stuff

That human stuff

None of it fluff

Not human stuff

And heaven knows

Since we're the pros

From us you'll get no guff

And once you've got a who's ma gig

A thing ma what

A watch ma gig

That's all you need to bring you up to stuff

Right up to stuff

With proper dinglehopper groomin'

Rest assured you'll look real human

We know 'cause we know

Human stuff