X or Y(Album Version) - Loudon Wainwright III

X or Y do or die

Pain and joy

It's a girl or a boy

Friend or foe

You'll never know

But it's no lie

That it's X or Y

If it's X a gal is next

But if it's Y you get a guy

If it's pink or blue

It all comes from you

So you don't have to try because

It's X or Y

X or Y mama's boy might be her toy

Daddy's girl may rock his world

It's all down to dumb luck

Is it doll or a truck

No you don't have to cry

Because it's X or Y

Woman man that's the plan

You can't deny that it's X or Y

And I feel like fun

But some work's been done

It's not just sex

It's Y or X

X or Y

What's it man I should you man

You get so stressed

But you feel best

I may be cursed

But what comes first

Is the girl or the guy

That's right it's X or Y

Now you can't see

But it will be

But if you look you may get shook

I don't need to shake

I'll have no mistake

The deed is done

You got a daughter or a son

X or Y do or die

Pain and joy

It's a girl or a boy

Friend or foe

No you'll never know

But it's no lie

That it's X or Y