歌曲名 Ted The Mechanic (Live At The Olympia) 歌手名 Deep Purple

作词：Paice+Morse+Jon Lord+Glover+Gillan

作曲：Paice+Morse+Jon Lord+Glover+Gillan

Playing pool and drinking beer

Nothin more'n the

Occasional tear

But this man's life goes on

And he gets

Greased all over

From time to time

At the strip joint where we met

He said 'Hi my name is Ted

See that one over there

That ball of thunder

Every time she goes Vavoom

I wiggle in my chair

Can I buy you a beer

What a guy

I've had a few myself' he said

But I never quit when I'm ahead

Too many rules and regulations

Stupid laws designed by fools

behind closed doors

And another thing

I won't discuss is religion

It always causes a fight

Vavoom

There she goes again

How does she do

What a guy

And he told me

Of those unjustices that

He had suffered in his life

His wife and dogs

And kids and boss

And neighbours

Raising cain and causing strife

They were forever whining

Bleating howling yapping

screeching crying moaning

Vavoom

He fed them well

He keep them warm

Thing about Ted

He didn't really care

Nothing much got in his hair

And the beauty of it was

That he was right

He was big as a truck

And fast as a door

what's that

He was always right

The banjo player took a hike

What's that song

I used to like

Vavoom

Big as a truck

He was fast as a door Ted

Ted the man our Ted

Ted the man our Ted

Ted the man our Ted