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Never Trust a Woman - Tex Williams

If you aren't a man with a lot of guts

A dog-gone woman will drive you nuts

You can't trust one to the corner now a day

You got to watch your doors

Or she'll cheat you blind

A woman aren't got but a one track mind

You'll find out Bud, it's the man who always pays

She'll feed you a line that will turn your head

And you'll marry her and when you're in bed

She'll go through all the pockets in your pants

And if you object there'll be a big fight

And chances are it will last all night

I'm telling you man you just aren't got a chance

Never, never trust a woman

You'll be sorry if you do

Never, never trust a woman

She'll just make a monkey out of you

Though women are handy around the house

They can't be trusted by man nor mouse

It's a shame the way they drag a good man down

It's a well-known fact they talk too much

And they dig up dirt about the neighbors and such

And Paul Revere the gossip all around town

You'll blow your top when they get in your hair

And they'll drive you to drink and man I'll swear

You wish you never seen the light of day

I'm tipping you off your goose is cooked

When one of them females gets you hooked

And so you better think it over while you may

Never, never trust a woman

You'll be sorry if you do

Never, never trust a woman

She'll just make a monkey out of you

I'm telling you man it's a dirty shame

To come home late from a poker game

To a little wife that's goanna give you heck

She's sitting alone with a rolling pin

And will let you have it when you walk in

And when she gets through with you,

You'll be a wreck

If you had a little nip

And she smelled your breath

She'll start in nagging you half to death

And Bud you'll have to put up

With that for life

Cause the preacher said for better or worse

And until you ride that big black hoarse

You just naturally got yourself a wife

Never, never trust a woman

You'll be sorry if you do

Never, never trust a woman

She'll just make a monkey out of you