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I Can't Do The Sum(Remastered Version) - Karen Kemple/Girl Chorus

If a steamship weighed ten thousand tons

And sailed five thousand miles

With a cargo load of overshoes

And carving knives and files

If the Mates were almost six feet high

And the Bo'sun near the same

Would you subtract or multiply

To find the Captain's name

Oh Oh Oh

Put down six and carry two

Gee but this is hard to do

You can think and think and think

Till your brains are numb

I don't care what teacher says

I can't do the sum

If Harold took sweet Imogene

With him one eve to dine

And ordered half the bill o' fare

With cataracts of wine

If the bill o' fare were thirteen ninety-five

And poor Harold had but four

How many things would Harold strike

Before he struck the floor

Put down six and carry two

Gee but this is hard to do

You can think and think and think

Till your brains are numb

I don't care what teacher says

I can't do the sum

If a woman had an English pug

Ten children and a cat

And she tried in seven hours to find

A forty-dollar flat

With naught but sunny outside rooms

In a neighborhood of tone

How old would those ten children be

Before they found a home

Put down six and carry two

Gee but this is hard to do

You can think and think and think

Till your brains are numb

I don't care what teacher says

I can't do the sum

Put down six and carry two

Gee but this is hard to do

You can think and think and think

Till your brains are numb

I don't care what teacher says

I can't do the sum