This Old Couch(Album Version) - Aaron Tippin

Well sometimes I wish we'd bought the kind

That folds out into a bed

But it ain't too bad if you lay on your side

And use the armrest for you head

Yeah the springs are sprung

and the center sags

And the stuffing is sticking out

But it's times like these

she ain't happy with me

I thank God for this old couch

Yeah right about now

she's as P O 'ed

As I've ever seen her be

And this pillow and blanket

and a mighty dirty look

Tells me where I'm gonna sleep

I learned a long time ago

don't say nothing

And soon she'll simmer down

And with a little bit of luck

we'll kiss and make up

Sitting right here on this old couch

Yeah this old couch is

a pretty safe place

While she blows off a little steam

Well she's mad as hell

but that's alright

She ain't getting rid of me

'Cause there ain't no quitting

just forgiving and forgetting

That's what love's about

And we both know

I'll never go no further

Than this old couch

It might take five minutes

or take five days

It really all depends

On how long it takes for the

begging and the pleading

To finally start soaking in

Yeah and one of these days

I'm gonna learn

Not to stick my big foot

in my big mouth

Yeah and maybe then

I won't have to spend

So much time alone yeah right

Yeah this old couch

is a pretty safe place

While she blows off a little steam

Well she's mad as hell

but that's alright

She ain't getting rid of me

'Cause there ain't no quitting

just forgiving and forgetting

Yeah that's what love's about

Yeah and we both know

I'll never go no further

Than this old couch yeah

this old couch

Yeah one potato two potato

three potato four potato

I'm a couch potato

Hey honey you still mad

I'm sorry a lot