The One Feather Tail Of Miss Gertrude McFuzz(Original Broadway Cast Recording) - Janine LaManna

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

There once was a girl bird named Gertrude McFuzz

And she had the smallest plain tail ever was

One droopy-droop feather that's all that she had

And oh that one feather made Gertrude so sad

She curled it she dyed it she gave it a puff

She decked it with flowers

But it wasn't enough

For no matter what

It just was what it was

A tail that simply wasn't meant

To catch the eye of an elephant

The one feather tail of Miss Gertrude