歌曲名 Punky's Dilemma

歌手名 The Bachelors

作词：Paul Simon

作曲：Paul Simon

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake

Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies

Relaxin' a while livin' in style

Talkin' to a raisin who 'casionally plays L A

Casually glancing at his toupee

Wish I was an English muffin

'Bout to make the most out of a toaster

I'd ease myself down

Comin' up brown

I prefer boysenberry

More than any ordinary jam

I'm a Citizens for Boysenberry Jam fan

Ah South California

If I become a first lieutenant

Would you put my photo on your piano

To Maryjane-

Best wishes Martin

Old Roger draft-dodger

Leavin' by the basement door

Everybody knows what he's

Tippy-toeing down there for