Anything You Can Do - Ethel Merman/Ray Middleton

作词：Irving Berlin

作曲：Irving Berlin

And now little lady

If you'll kindly step up to the parapet

I'll give you a lesson in marksmanship

You couldn't give me a lesson

In long distance spittin'

Anything you can do I can do better

I can do any thing better than you

No you can't yes I can

No you can't yes I can

No you can't yes I can yes I can

Anything you can be I can be greater

Sooner or later

I'm greater than you

No you're not yes I am

No you're not yes I am

No you're not yes I am yes I am

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge

I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow

I can live on bread and cheese

And only on that Yes so can a rat

Any note you can reach

I can go higher

I can sing anything higher than you

No you can't yes I can

No you can't yes I can

No you can't yes I can

No you can't yes I can

No you can't yes I can

Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper

I can buy anything cheaper than you

Fifty cents forty cents

Thirty cents twenty cents

No you can't yes I can yes I can

Anything you can say

I can say softer

I can say anything softer than you

No you can't yes I can

No you can't yes I can

No you can't yes I can yes I can

I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker

I can do it quicker and get even sicker

I can open any safe

Without bein' caught Sure

That's what I thought you crook

Any note you can hold

I can hold longer

I can hold any note longer than you

No you can't yes I can

No you can't yes I can

No you can't yes I can

No you can't yes I can

Yes you can

Anything you can wear

I can wear better

In what you wear

I'd look better than you

In my coat In your vest

In my shoes In your hat

No you can't yes I can yes I can

Anything you say I can say faster

I can say anything faster than you

I can you can I can

I can jump a hurdle

I can wear a girdle

I can knit a sweater

I can fill it better

I can do most anything

Can you bake a pie No

Neither can I

Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter

I can sing anything sweeter than you

No you can't yes I can

No you can't oh yes I can

No you can't yes I can

No you can't yes I can

No you can't can't can't

Yes I can can can

Yes I can