Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh - Andrew Lloyd Webber/"The Phantom Of The Opera" Original London Cast/Rosemary Ashe

作词：Charles Hart/Richard Stilgoe

作曲：Andrew Lloyd Webber

Poor fool he makes me laugh

Haha Haha

Time I tried to get a better better half

Poor fool he doesn't know

Hoho Hoho

If he knew the truth he'd never ever go

Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty

It's him I know it's him

Your part is silent little toad

A toad madame

Perhaps it is you who are the toad

Serafimo away with this pretence

You can not speak but kiss me in my

Poor fool he makes me laugh

Hahaha Haha

Ladies and gentlemen

We apologize the performance will continue in ten minutes time

When the role of the Countess will be sanged by Miss Christine Daae

In the Meantime ladies and gentlemen

We should give you the Ballet from Act Three of tonight's opera

The Ballet Now

Raoul we're not safe here

Ladies and gentlemen please remain in your seats

Do not panic It was an accident simply an acciden