作曲：Frank Zappa+John Smothers

Hello there this is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER

Joe was sent to a special prison where they keep all the

Other criminals from the music business you know

The ones who get caught it's a horrible place painted

All green on the inside where musicians and former executives

Take turns snorting detergent and plooking each other

Anyway while he's in there he meets this guy who used to be

A promo man for a major record company Bald-Headed John

King of the Plookers

This is the story 'bout Bald-Headed John

Dong work for Yuda Dong Dong

He talks a lot 'n it's usually wrong

Dong work for Yuda Dong Dong

He said Dong was Wong

'N Wong was Kong

'N Dong work for Yuda

N John was wrong

Sorry John

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Dong work for Yuda

Dong Dong

Sorry John

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He said Dong was Wong

And Wong was Kong

And Dong was Gong

'N John was wrong

John's got a sausage

Yeh man

John's got a sausage

Yeh man

John's got a sausage that will make you fart

John's got a sausage that will break your heart

Make you fart

And break your heart

Don't bend over if you are smart

He took a little walk to the weenie stand

Johns got a sausage

Yeh man

A great big weenie in both his hands

John's got a sausage

Yeh man

He sucked on the end 'til the mustard squirt

He said &quot Ya'll stand back 'cause you might get hurt'

Sorry John

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Johns got a sausage

Yeh man

Sorry John

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He said Dong was Wong

Wong was Kong

Kong was Gong

'N&quot John was wrong

Sorry John

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Make way for the iron shaschige

Sorry John

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I need a dozen towels so the boys can take a shower

Sorry John

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Bartender bring me a colada and milk

Sorry John

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On second thought make that a water

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Sorry John

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