歌曲名 Prologue 歌手名 Frank Zappa

作词：Frank Zappa

作曲：Frank Zappa

Once upon a time

musta been 'round october

Few years back in one o'

dose top secret lab-motories

de gubbnint keep stashed away

underneath virginia

An evil prince occasion'ly employed

as a pime theatrical criticizer

set to woikin' on a plot

fo de systematic genocidical remove'lance

of all unwanted highly-rhythmic

individj'lls an' sissy-boys

De cocksucker done

whiffed up a secret potium

An' right 'long wid it

De atrocious idea dat

what he been boilin' up down deahhhh

jes' mights be de final solutium

to de white main's 'boidennn'

Yo' acquire my drift

Well he were sure

he had a good thing goin'

But dere was always de possobility

dat somethin' might fuck up

So he planned to have a little test

jes' to check it all out befo' he dump't it

E wattuh supply

Sho'tly denafter

Wit high-level gubnint co-robberatium

he arranged to have a good-will

visit to san quentim

'Long wit some country-westin

mu- zishnin's 'n sprinkle

a little bit of it on some

E boys in deahhh

since dey done used a few of 'em befo'

when dey was messin' wit de zyph'liss

So heah dey come wit de potium dump'nit

all in de mash potatoes

Den dey wen' up

to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy

Watchin' a little football

while dey's waitin' to see

what gone happen

Fact o' de matter were nothin' happened

So dey went off'n dribbled it

in a special shipnint

of galoot co-log-nuh dat

went out 'bouts november

Next thing y'know fagnits

be droppin' off like flies '

Long wit a large number

of severely-tanned individj'lls

Pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment

But not de boys in de rest home

Oh no mixin' de shit wit

de mash potatoes

done smoothed it out a little

So's it wouldn't kill yo' ass

But it sho' would

make y'ugly 'n ef y'was already ugly

D make yo ass mean 'n ugly '

N ef you was already mean 'n ugly

It'd turn ya into a strange

unknown kreetchuh

Never befo' seen on broadway lthass right

It'd turn ya' into a 'mammy

nun' hea E a potato

Lips like a duck big ol' hands

Puffin' up big ones science

Me-jev'l re-lij-mus costumery

all over yo' body yow oh yeah