Agency Man - Frank Zappa/The Mothers Of Invention

作词：Frank Zappa

作曲：Frank Zappa

Sell us a president agency man

Smiling big brother stern father perhaps

Sell us a president agency man

A gay smiling nothing we know never craps

Let's try California

Pay us first before we do it

We'll get a smiling Nazi

And march him right on through it

Rent a baby

Kiss a baby

Ladies in for tea

And here's a bunch of speeches

We'll toss them in for free

Sell us a president agency man

Smiling big brother stern father perhaps

Sell us a president agency man

A gay smiling nothing we know never craps

We'll sell him in the movies

On the tube throughout the year

We'll sell him by the buckets

To the okies drinking beer

We'll teach him how to walk and talk

We'll putty up his chin

We'll print his picture everywhere

Of course the schmuck will win

From the heart of old death valley

To the ruling of our land

A simple trick you simple pigs

Just the way we planned