歌曲名 Uncle Bernie Is Farm 歌手名 Frank Zappa+The Mothers Of Invention

I'm dreaming

There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up

A bomb for yo daddy too Ouch

A baby doll that burps 'n pees

A case of airplane glue

There's a hungry plastic troll

To scarf yo buddy's arm

There's a box of ugly plastic things marked

UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM

There's a little plastic 'CONGRESS'

There's a 'NATION' you can buy

There's a doll that looks like mommy

She'll do anything but cry Yes Sir

There's a doll that looks like daddy

He's a funny little man

Push a button 'n ask fo money

There's a dollar in his hand

Check his wallet

We gotta send Sanny claus back

to de Rescue Mission

Christmas don't make it no more

Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction

Scream de toys in every store

I think this is sold in New York

There's a man who runs the country

There's a man who tried to think

And they're all made out of plastic

When they melt they start to stink

There's a book with smiling children

Nearly dead with Christmas joys

And smiling in his office

Is the creep who makes 'the toys'

They got this car

when it hits the wall

you can see the guy dying

You got little plastic pools of blood

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho I'm dreaming

Intestines

you can see right into his stomach

There's this other thing I

I got bombs

I got rockets

I got a

I got a stillson wrench

And comes with a tape recorder

I got plastic brass knuckles

With sound effects

We got a '39 Chevy