歌曲名 Eddie, Are You Kidding (Live At Pauley Pavilion, Ucla, Los Angeles + 1971) 歌手名 Frank Zappa+The Mothers

作词：John Seiter+Mark Volman+Howard Kaylan+Frank Zappa

作曲：John Seiter+Mark Volman+Howard Kaylan+Frank Zappa

Eddie are you kidding

I seen you on my TV

Eddie are you kidding

The people always ask me

I saw your double knits

I thought they were the pits

You threw it in a bag

And then you sent me home

What

Eddie are you kidding

No no

Eddie are you kidding

No no

Eddie are you teasing

About your rancid garments

Eddie are you teasing

About your sixty tailors

I coming over shortly

Because I am a portly

You promised you could fit me

In fifty Dollar suit

Oh

Eddie are you kidding

No no

Eddie are you kidding

No no

Eddie my friends ask me

Eddie Eddie are you kidding

I wanna tell you something

My friends

I am not kidding

Here at Zachary All

We have sixty tailors

In the back room

We have the west largest

Selections of portly regulars

Longs extra longs and cadets

And my friends say to me Eddie

Eddie what do you think of the new Double Knits

what do you think of the new Double Knits

And I tell them I tell you

Something frankly my friends

When the new double knits first

Came out I was not impressed

But as you can see

These pants I wearing

Are double knit They stretch

In all the right places

They most comfortable

Our model Twiggy here will demostrate

I have this lovely little

Seersucker wait a minute

WHERE CAN I GO GARDENA

AND WHERE CAN I GO IN L

AND WHERE CAN I GO IN ROSEMONT

I NEED SOME THREADS TODAY

I need the knits

The double knits

I need the knits

They are the pits

I need the knits

The double knits

I coming over shortly

Because I am a portly

You promised you could fit me

In fifty Dollar suit

Whew

Eddie are you kidding No no

Eddie are you kidding No no

Eddie are you kidding No no

Eddie are you kidding me

Eddie are you kidding me

Eddie are you kidding me

No my friends I not kidding

Right here on the miracle mile

We have the west largest

Selections of portly regular

Cadet tall and long

And not only that

My brother Jake and Little Emil

And sixty tailors