歌曲名 Nanook Rubs It 歌手名 Frank Zappa

作词：Frank Zappa

作曲：Frank Zappa

Well right about that time people

A fur trapper who was strictly from commercial

Had the unmitigated audacity

to jump up from behind my igloo

And he started into whippin'

on my favorite baby seal

With a lead filled snowshoe

I said with a Lead Filled

With a lead filled snowshoe

He said Peekaboo

I said with a Lead Filled

With a lead filled snowshoe

He said Peekaboo

He went right upside

the head of my favorite baby seal

He went what with a lead filled snowshoe and

He hit him on the nose

and hit him on the fin and he

That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy

can be So I bent down

And I reached down and I scooped down

and I gathered up a generous

Mittenful of the deadly YELLOW SNOW

The deadly yellow snow from right there

where the huskies go

Whereupon I proceeded

to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow

Crystals and rub it all

into his beady little eyes with a vigorous

Circular motion hitherto unknown

to the people of this area but destined

To take the place of the mudshark

in your mythology

Here it goes the circular motion now Rub It

Here Fido

And then

In a fit of anger

I pounced

And I pounced again

Great Googly Moogly

I jumped up and down on the chest of the him

I injured

The fur trapper

Well he was very upset as you can understand

And rightly so because the

Deadly yellow snow crystals had

Deprived him of his

Sight

And he stood up

and he looked around and he said

I can't see

I can't see

Oh woe is me

I can't see

Well you know

I can't see

Nothin'

He took a dog doo snow cone

and stuffed it in my right eye

He took a dog doo snow cone

and stuffed it in my other eye

And the husky wee wee

I mean the doggie wee wee

Has blinded me

And I can't see

Temporarily

Well the fur trapper stood there

with his arms outstretched

across the Frozen white wasteland

trying to figure out

what he was going to do about

His deflicted eyes

and it was at that precise moment

that he remembered

And ancient Eskimo legend

wherein it is written on whatever it is that

They write it on up there

that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes

As the result of some sort of conflict

with anyone named Nanook

The only way you can get it fixed up is to go

Trudging across the tundra

Mile after mile

Trudging across the tundra

Right down to the parish of St Alphonzo