Felicia No Capicia - Louis Prima/Sam Butera And The Witnesses

作曲：Jerry Livingston/Milton Drake/Al Hoffman

I took Felicia to las Vegas here's my story

She spent the weekend eating chicken cacciatore

But when I said I'd like to kiss ya

Felicia no capisce

The way she gambled at the tables wasn't funny

You should have seen the way she found to lose my money

But when I said I'd like to kiss ya

Felicia no capisce

She understood she understood

She heard me good she heard me good

When I said have some real imported cheese

But when I said but when I said

Give me a squeeze give me a squeeze

Youd think that I was talking japanese

She never heard about the birds and bees

While she was half abruzzese half calabrese

You gotta see the things I bought her

I took her out and spent my money just like water

But when I said I'd like to kiss ya

Felicia no capisce

No she didn't understand no she didn't understand

She heard me fine she heard me fine

When I said dine when I said dine

Then she drank half a case of wine

But when I said but when I said

Come on let's spoon come on let's spoon

Youd think that I was asking for the moon

That chick was really as crazy as a loon

She was half siciliana and what a baboon

I tried to make her feel relaxed

It costed me 97 dollars for the taxi

But when I said I'd like to kiss ya

Felicia no capisce

She said luigi let's get married

And luigi no capisce