歌曲名 If I Had 1,000,000 (Live) 歌手名 Barenaked Ladies

If I had $1 000 000

(If I had $1 000 000)

Well I'd buy you a house

(I would buy you a house)

And if I had $1 000 000

(If I had $1 000 000)

I'd buy you furniture for your house

Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman

And if I had $1 000 000

(If I had $1 000 000)

Well I'd buy you a K Car

A nice Reliant automobile

If I had $1 000 000

I'd buy your love

If I had $1 000 000

(I'd build a tree fort in our yard)

If I had $1 000 000

(You could help it wouldn't be that hard)

If I had $1 000 000

Maybe we could put a little

If I had $1 000 000

(If I had $1 000 000)

While I'd buy you a fur coat

(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)

And if I had $1 000 000

(If I had $1 000 000)

Well I'd buy you an exotic pet

(Like a Llama or an Emu)

If I had $1 000 000

(If I had $1 000 000)

Well I'd buy you John Merricks remains

(Oh all them crazy elephant bones)

And if I had $1 000 000

I'd buy your love

If I had $1 000 000

(We wouldn't have to walk to the store )

If I had $1 000 000

(We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more )

If I had $1 000 000

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

But we would eat Kraft Dinner

If I had $1 000 000

(If I had $1 000 000)

Well I'd buy you a green dress

(But not a real green dress that's cruel)

And if I had $1 000 000

(If I had $1 000 000)

Well I'd buy you some art

(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

If I had $1 000 000

(If I had $1 000 000)

Well I'd buy you a monkey

(Haven't you always wanted a monkey )

If I had $1 000 000

I'd buy your love

(If I had $1 000 000)

If I had $1 000 000

(If I had $1 000 000)

If I had $1 000 000

(If I had $1 000 000)

I'd be rich