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Making Whoopee ! - Eddie Cantor/Max Abrams/Ambrose & His Orchestra

Every time I hear that march from Lohengrin

I am always on the outside looking in

Maybe that is why I see the funny side

When I see your fallen brother take a bride

Weddings make a lot of people sad

But if you're not the groom

It's not so bad

Another bride another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season another reason

For makin' whoopee

A lot of shoes a lot of rice

The groom is nervous he answers twice

It's really killing that he's so willing

To make whoopee

Picture a little love nest

Down where the roses cling

Picture the same sweet love nest

Think what a year can bring

He's washing dishes and baby clothes

He's so ambitious he even sews

But don't forget folks

That's what you get folks

For makin' whoopee

Another year or maybe less

What's this I hear

Well can't you guess

She fells neglected and he's suspected

Of makin' whoopee

She sits alone most every night

He doesn't phone or even write

He says he's busy but she says is he

He's makin' whoopee

He doesn't make much money

Five thousand dollars per

Some judge who thinks he's funny

Says you'll pay six to her

He says now judge suppose I fail

The judge says budge right into jail

You'd better keep her

You'll find it's cheaper

Than makin' whoopee