作曲：Jule Styne+Bob Merrill

You are woman

I am man

You are smaller

So I can be taller than

You are softer to the touch

It's a feeling I like feeling very much

You are someone

I've admired still our friendship

Leaves something to be desired

Does it take more explanation than this

You are woman

I am man

Let's kiss

Isn't this the height of nonchalance

Furnishing a bed in restaurants

Well a bit of dinner never hurt

But guess who is gonna be dessert

Do good girls do just

What mama says

When mama's not around

It's a feeling oy vey

What a feeling

A bit of pate

I drink it all day

Should I do the things

He'll tell me to

In this pickle what would sadie do

In my soul I feel an inner lack

Just suppose he wants

His dinner back

Does it take more explanation than this

Just some dried out toast in a sliver

On the top a a little chopped liver

How many girls become a sinner

While waiting for a roast beef dinner

Though most girls slip in ordinary ways

I got style I do it bordelaise

Well at least you think I'm special

He ordered à la carte

It's a feeling I like feeling very

I feel the feeling down to my toes

Now I feel that there's a fire here

Try that once a little higher dear

What a beast to ruin such a pearl

Would a convent take a jewish girl

Does it take more explanation than this

Ooo the thrills and chills going through me

If I stop him now can he sue me

You are woman you are man let's kiss