作曲：Frank Zappa

My name is Ian Underwood and I am the straight member of the group

Wowie Zowie

One month ago I heard The Mothers of Invention at the theater

I heard them on two occasions

And on the second occasion I went up to Jim Black and I said

like your music

And I like to come down and play with you

Two days later I came up to the recording session

And Frank Zappa was sitting in the control room

I walked up and said you do

My name is Ian Underwood and I like your music

And I like to play with your group

Frank Zappa says

can you do that fantastic

I said can play alto saxophone and piano

He said right whip it out