歌曲名 The Jolly Green Giant 歌手名 The Royal Guardsmen

作词：佚名

作曲：Lynn Easton+Don F Harris+Dewey Terry

Hey Jolly Green Giant What's new besides ho ho ho

Would you believe a rowboat with three leaky worms

You heard about the Jolly Green Giant (potato)

He's so big and mean (artichoke hearts)

He stands there laughing with his hands on his hips

And then he hits you with a can of beans

He lives down in his valley (spinach)

The cat stands tall and green (brussel sprouts)

Well he ain't no prize There's no women his size

And that's why the cat's to mean

One day he left his valley cat

I mean to say this cat was mad

Now lookin' round he wasn't gone long

And then he ran into an Amazon

And this changed his whole complexion (broccoli)

He'd never seen such a beautiful sight (asparagus)

Well he looked at her and she looked at him

And he almost passed out from fright

He looked at her thought what a dilly

He touched her once she slapped him silly

Now this was something he'd never said

He looked at her and she commenced

Now listen pal this ain't no flew

I can't see goin' with a big green fool

You heard about the jolly green giant (watermelons)

Never let his troubles cross your mind (corn)

He couldn't get sally so he went back to his valley

The cat was color blind

Do do do do do do do do do (carrots)

Do do do do do do do do do (and peas)

Do do do do do do do do do

Do do do do do do do do

Sorry about that chief