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Standing on a golf course dressed in PVC

I chanced upon a golf girl selling cups of tea

She asked me did I want one, asked me with a grin

For three pence you can buy one full right to the brim

So of course I had to have one, in fact I ordered three

So I could watch the golf girl, could see she fancied me00:48.05

And later on the golf course after drinking tea

It started raining golf balls and she protected me

Her name was Pat

And we sat under a tree

She kissed me

Kissed me three kisses

And this is what bliss is

She became my missus

We had a son

Named Jason

And he's only one

We go for walks

In fine weather

All together

On the golf course

Standing on a golf course dressed in PVC

I chanced upon a golf girl selling cups of tea

She asked me did I want one, asked me with a grin

For tuppence you can have one full right to the brim

So of course I had to have one, in fact I ordered three

So I could watch the golf girl, could see she fancied me

Then later on the golf course after drinking tea

It started raining golf balls and she protected me

Her name was Pat

And we sat under a tree

She kissed me