歌曲名 Manlyology (From Galavant + Demo)

歌手名 Cast Of Galavant+Michael Kosarin

作词：Alan Menken+Glenn Slater

作曲：Alan Menken+Glenn Slater

Way back in the ancient ocean

Lived a flabby pitiful thing

It was soft and pale

Neither female or male

Rather like you my king

This creature was lacking a backbone

It couldn't stand tall and free

'Til it grew a spine

And a pair like mine

And evolved into well me

Now frankly this could take you

A good ten million years

Me I know a shortcut

May I have some volunteers

He's looking at me isn't he

Throw back your shoulders

Suck in that gut

Seize the advantage

And kick some butt

Do whatcha want

And do it violently

That's the secret of manly ology

Now manhood's pretty simple

It's a display of relative might

Men give commands

And eat with their hands

And leave the toilet seat up

D**n right

Does a man ever order a spritzer

No

Does a man wear sandals with socks

No

Does he own a cat

Yes

Sure about that

Um

Does he think a manicure rocks

Pass

Does a man mind blood in his moustache

What

Does he care if he smells like arse

Whose

Does he pick his nose

Eww

Bros before hos

Duh

Close enough you pass

By george I think I've got it

Well we'll get you up to speed

Maybe a private lesson

Guess I volunteer

No need

Kick into action

And crack that whip

Crush all emotions

And one last tip

Don't miss your yearly

Colonoscopy

That's the science of manly ology