歌曲名 Mungojerrie And Rumpelteazer 歌手名 Andrew Lloyd Webber+ Cats 1983 Broadway Cast

作词：T S Eliot+Andrew Lloyd Webber+Trevor Nunn+Richard Stilgoe

作曲：Andrew Lloyd Webber

The greatest magicians have something to learn

From Mister Mistoffelees' Conjuring Turn

Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer

Were a notorious couple of cats

As knockabout clowns quick change comedians

Tight rope walkers and acrobats

They had an extensive reputation

They made their home in Victoria Grove

That was merely their center of operation for

They were incurably given to rove

If the area window was found ajar

And the basement looked like a field of war

If a tile or two came loose on the roof

Which presently ceased to be waterproof

If the drawers were pulled out

From the bedroom chests

And you couldn't find one of your winter vests

Or after supper one of the girls suddenly

Missed her Woolworth pearls

Then the family would say

It's that horrible cat

It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer

And most of the time they left it at that

Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer

Had an unusual gift of the gab

They were highly efficient cat burglars as well

And remarkably smart at a smash and grab

They made their home in Victoria Grove

They had no regular occupation

They were plausible fellows

Who liked to engage a friendly

Policeman in conversation

When the family assembled for Sunday dinner

Their minds made up that

They wouldn't get thinner on

Argentine joint potatoes and greens

Then the cook would

Appear from behind the scenes

And say in a voice

That was broken with sorrow

I'm afraid you must wait

And have dinner tomorrow

The joint has gone from the oven like that

Then the family would say

It's that horrible cat

It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer

And most of the time they left it at that

Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer

Had a wonderful way of working together

And some of the time

You would say it was luck

And some of the time

You would say it was weather

They'd go through the house like a hurricane

And no sober person could take his oath

Was it Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer

Or could you have sworn

That it might have been both

And when you heard a dining room smash

Or up from the pantry there came a loud crash

Or down from the library came a loud ping

From a vase which was commonly said to be Ming

Then the family would say

Now which was which cat

It was Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer

And there's nothing at all to be done about that

And there's nothing at all to be done about that