The Naming Of Cats(Original Broadway Cast Recording / 1983) - Andrew Lloyd Webber/"Cats" 1983 Broadway Cast

作词：Andrew Lloyd Webber/T.S. Eliot/Trevor Nunn/Richard Stilgoe

作曲：Andrew Lloyd Webber

There's a man over there

With a look of surprise

As much as to say well now how about that

Do I actually see with my own very eyes

A man who's not heard of a jellicle cat

What's a jellicle cat

What's a jellicle cat

The naming of cats is a difficult matter

It isn't just one of your holiday games

You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter

When I tell you a cat must have three different names

First of all there's the name that the family use daily

Such as Peter Augustus Alonzo or James

Such as Victor or Jonathan George or Bill Bailey

All of them sensible everyday names

There are fancier names

If you think they sound sweeter

Some for the gentlemen some for the dames

Such as Plato Admetus Electra Demeter

But all of them sensible everyday names

But I tell you

A cat needs a name that's particular

A name that's peculiar and more dignified

Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular

Or spread out his whiskers or cherish his pride

Of names of this kind I can give you a quorum

Such as Munkustrap Quaxo or Coricopat

Such as Bombalurina or else Jellylorum

Names that never belong to more than one cat

But above and beyond there's still one name left over

And that is the name that you never will guess

The name that no human research can discover

But the cat himself knows and will never confess

When you notice a cat in profound meditation

The reason I tell you is always the same

His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation

Of the thought

Of the thought

Of the thought

Of his name

His ineffable

Effable

Effanineffable

Deep and inscrutable

Singular

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