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作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber

作词 : Alan Ayckbourn

BERTIE：It is patently clear

Any awkwardness here

Can be cleared up in less than a trice

Our identity switch

Who is who, which is which

We're in need of some solid advice

There's a painfully simple solution

It's as plain as the nose on your face

BINGO：By gad!

GUSSIE：By gosh!

BINGO：By heck!

GUSSIE：By gum!

BINGO：By rabbit's foot!

GUSSIE：By kingdom come!

BERTIE：By all my sainted aunt believes!

BINGO：By George!

GUSSIE：By Jove!

ALL：By Jeeves!

When we're faced with the grind

Of exerting the mind

We are filled with a deep sense of dread

BERTIE："How on earth," I hear cries

"Does one give exercise

To a thing that's in bed in your head?"

BINGO：What we need is a free range consultant

GUSSIE：Where on earth do you find one of those?

BERTIE：By hook! By crook!

BINGO：By way! By pass!

GUSSIE：By sea! By air!

BERTIE：By road!

BINGO：By grass!

GUSSIE：By seven dwarves!

BERTIE：By forty thieves!

ALL：By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!

BERTIE：By shuttlecock!

GUSSIE：By croquet hoop!

BINGO：By Panama!

BERTIE：By Windsor soup!

GUSSIE：By all those cards tucked up his sleeves!

ALL：By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!

Our collective I.Q.

Of around 42

Cannot cope, to be perfectly frank

All true leaders of men

Delegate now and then

Try to keep their minds totally blank

To appreciate loftier matters

BINGO：Things that mostly go over my head

BERTIE：By derby day!

GUSSIE：By nursery tea!

BINGO：By moose!

BERTIE：By spoons!

GUSSIE：By half past three!

BINGO：By every tender breast that heaves!

ALL：By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!

BERTIE：By marmalade!

GUSSIE：By bowler hat!

BINGO：By toothpaste tube!

BERTIE：By Burmese cat!

GUSSIE：By baby newts!

BINGO：By autumn leaves!

ALL：By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!

Behold how Jeeves with sleight of hand

Conceives a scheme so carefully planned

Even we can understand

If he takes it terribly slow - ly

BERTIE：By Basingstoke!

BINGO：By cardboard box!

GUSSIE：By Budge's knees!

BERTIE：By Bassett's socks!

BINGO：By each that conjuror deceives!

ALL：By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!

BERTIE：By jumping jack!

GUSSIE：By easy chair!

BINGO：By Bain Marie!

BERTIE：By Camembert!

GUSSIE：By every fruit bat in the eaves!

ALL：By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!

BINGO：By walking boot!

GUSSIE：By thermal drawers!

BERTIE：By canapes!

BINGO：By Santa Claus!

GUSSIE：By all his mighty brain achieves!

BERTIE：By every spell the master weaves!

ALL：By heck! By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!

By Jeeves! By Jeeves! By Jeeves!

By Jeeves!