作曲：Frank Zappa

There's a big dilemma

'Bout my Big Leg Emma uh-huh oh yeah

There's a big dilemma

'Bout my Big Leg Emma uh-huh oh yeah

She used to knock me out

Until her face broke out

There's a big dilemma

'Bout my Big Leg Emma uh-huh oh yeah

There's a big dilemma

'Bout my Big Leg Emma uh-huh oh yeah

She was my steady date

Until she put on weight

na-na-na-na na-na-na-na

na-na-na-na na-na-na-na

na-na-na-na na-na-na-na

na-na-na-na na-na-na-na

na-na-na-na na-na

boogedy boogedy

na-na-na-na na-na-na-na

na-na-na-na na-na-na-na

na-na-na-na na-na-na-na

na-na-na-na na-na-na-na

na-na-na-na na-na

boogedy boogedy

There's a big dilemma

'Bout my Big Leg Emma uh-huh oh yeah

There's a big dilemma

'Bout my Big Leg Emma uh-huh oh yeah

She used to knock me out

Until her face broke out

She used to knock me out

Until her face broke out