作曲：Andrew Lloyd Webber

I guess it's 5 a m

A homicide has been reported

From one of these crazy mansions upon Sunset

Tomorrow every front page

Is going to read with this story

You see an old time movie star is involved

Maybe the biggest star of all

But before you read about it

Before it get distorted by those Hollywood poor writers

If you wanna know the real facts

You've come to the right party

Let me take you back six months

I was at the bottom of the barrel

I had a contract down in FOX

But I've fallen fired of Darryl

And now I had a date at Paramount

Along with about a thousand other writers

If it didn't come up roses I will be covering funerals

Back in the days in Ohio

I hit my cars three blocks away

Turned down to be a smart move