歌曲名 Cosmik Debris (Live + 12 9 73 + Show 1) 歌手名 Frank Zappa

作词：Frank Zappa

作曲：Frank Zappa

The Mystery Man came over

An he said I'm outasight

He said for a nominal service charge

I could reach Nirvana tnite

If I was ready willing n able

To pay him his regular fee

He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs

And devote His Attention to me

But I said

Look here brother

Who you jiving with that Cosmik Debris

Now who you jiving with that Cosmik Debris

Look here brother

Don't you waste your time on me

The Mystery Man got nervous

An' he fidget around a bit

He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe

An' he whipped out a shaving kit

Now I thought it was a razor

An' a can of foamin' goo

But he told me right then when the top popped open

There was nothin' his box won't do

With the oil of Afrodytee

An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo

He said

You might not believe this little fella but

it'll cure your Asthma too

An' I said

Look here brother

Who you jiving with that Cosmik Debris

Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway

Look here brother

Don't you waste your time on me

I've got troubles of my own I said

An' you can't help me out

So take your meditations an' your preparations

An' ram it up yer snout

BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL he said

An' held it to the light

So I snatched it

All away from him

An' I showed him how to do it right

I wrapped a newspaper round my head

So I'd look like I was Deep

I said some Mumbo Jumbos then

An' told him he was goin' to sleep

I robbed his rings

An' pocket watch

An' everything else I found

I had that sucker hypnotized

He couldn't even make a sound

I proceeded to tell him his future then

As long as he was hanging around

I said

The price of meat has just gone up

An' yer ol' lady has just gone down

Look here brother

Who you jiving with that Cosmik Debris

Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho

Don't you know

You could make more money as a butcher

So don't you waste your time on me