Mr Monotony - Sarah Brightman

作词：Irving Berlin

作曲：Irving Berlin

Playin' on his slide trombone

In a certain monotone

He was known as Mr Monotony

Any pleasant interlude

That would mean a change of mood

Didn't go with Mr Monotony

Sometimes he would change the key

But the same dull melody

Would emerge from Mr Monotony

Folks for miles would run away

Only one preferred to stay

She would come around and say

Have you got any monotony today

They got married as they should

And around the neighborhood

She was known as Mrs Monotony

They were happy as could be

And they raised a family

Six or seven little Monotonies

From another village

Came a snappy clarinetter

She heard him play and strange to say

She liked him better

That was the end of Mr Monotony

Oh she refused him when he tried

Bringing her back to his side

She just answered when he cried

Have you got any monotony today

Have you got any monotony today

Have you got any monotony today

Bye bye Mr Monotony

Mr Monotony is that you

Hey Mr Monotony

Oh this playing is wonderful

Oh Mr Monotony I come back

to you any time

Mr Monotony don't go away

Surely I didn't really mean it

Oh Mr Monotony I need you back