Comedy Tonight - The Hit Crew

作词：Stephen Sondheim

作曲：Stephen Sondheim

Something familiar

Something peculiar

Something for everyone

A comedy tonight

Something appealing

Something appalling

Something for everyone

A comedy tonight

Nothing with kings nothing with crowns

Bring on the lovers liars and clowns

Old situations

New complications

Nothing portentous or polite

Tragedy tomorrow

Comedy tonight

Something convulsive

Something repulsive

Something for everyone

A comedy tonight

Passion option

Comedy complications

Something for everyone

A comedy tonight

Nothing with kings nothing with crowns

Bring on the lovers liars and clowns

Old situations

New complications

Nothing portentous or polite

Tragedy tomorrow

Comedy tonight

Something convulsive

Something repulsive

Something for everyone:

A comedy tonight

Something aesthetic

Something frenetic

Something for everyone:

A comedy tonight

Nothing with gods nothing with fate

Weighty affairs will just have to wait

Nothing that's formal

Nothing that's normal

No recitations to recite

Open up the curtain:

Comedy tonight