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Kansas City (堪萨斯城) - Joan Roberts

I got to Kansas City on a Frid'y

By Sattidy I larned a thing or two

For up to then I didn't have an idy

Of what the modren world was comin' to

I counted twenty gas buggies goin' by theirsel's

Almost every time I tuk a walk

And then I put my ear to a Bell Telephone and

A strange womern started in to talk

Whut next Yeak whut

Whut next everyone

Everythin's up to date in Kansas City

They've gone about as fur as they can go

They went and built a skyscraper seven stories high

About as high as a buildin' orta grow

Everythin's like a dream in Kansas City

It's better than a magic lantern show

You can turn the radiator on

Whenever you want some heat

With every kind of comfort

Every house is all complete

You can walk to privies in the rain

And never wet your feet

They've gone about as fur as they can go

Yes sir

They've gone about as fur as they can go

Everythin's up to date in Kansas City

They've gone about as fur as they can go

They got a big theayter they call a burlesque

Fer fifty cents you can see a dandy show

One of the gals was fat and pink and pretty

As round above as she was round below

I could swear that she was padded

From her shoulder to her heel

But latter in the second act when she began to peel

She proved that ev'rythin'

She had was absolutely real

She went about as fur as she could go

Yes sir

She went about as fur as she could go