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We've been the pride of Romania

Since twelve-o-one,

Passed on for generations,

Father to son,

Descended from Gypsies,

As proud as we can be,

Don't risk my curse

It could be worse

Embrace your family tree!

Join the family business,

Learn the family trade

Make yourself a monster,

Make the world afraid!

Join the family business,

You must take the family name,

Follow in our footsteps,

And you'll win eternal fame!

The Roqueforts are celebrated

For their Roquefort cheese,

The Rothschilds are famous

For their wines,

Hershey's have their chocolates

And Liptons have their teas,

But when it comes to making monsters,

You can't beat the Frankensteins!

Join the family business,

Rob a grave or two,

Stop the shop from closing,

It all depends on you!

Uphold the family honor,

You must toe the family line,

Join the family business

Join the family business,

Join the family business,

For your name is Frankenstein!

Meet your family!

Join the family bus'ness,

Show some family pride

Make yourself a monster . . .

And then you'll make his bride!

Listen to your great, great, great grandfather Mordecai

Join the family bus'ness

If you don't want to die!

As you know predestination

From the day of your creation

Has determined you vocation

That's a fact.

Because you are a Frankenstein

You have no choice

You can't decline

So show some spine

It's time to sign

The fam'ly pact.

This is your fate

Become a Frankenstein

Before it's too late!

We know you won't regret it,

You should express your willingness

Why not acquiesce, reassess,

You're under stress

Just relax and make a serum

Come up with a brilliant theorem,

Take your knife, create a life

It ain't no fuss!

Join the family enterprise,

Best be prudent,

Best be wise!

Time to open up your eyes

Join the family business

Join the family enterprise,

Best be prudent,

Best be wise!

Time to open up your eyes

Join the family business

Join the family enterprise,

Best be prudent,

Best be wise!

Time to open up your eyes

Come on come clean

Don't make a scene

Your name's not Fronkensteen

Join the family business

Learn the family trade

Make yourself a monster

Make the world afraid

This is one position

That you never can resign

Do not make a fuss,

There's nothing to discuss

You must be one of us

Young Frankenstein!!