歌曲名 The Official Historian On Shirley Jean Berrell

歌手名 The Statler Brothers

作词：Don Reid+Harold Wilson Reid

作曲：Don Reid+Harold Wilson Reid

I'm the official historian on

Shirley Jean Berrell

I've known her since God only knows

And I won't tell

I caught her the first time

She stumbled and fell

And Shirley she knows

Me just as well

I can tell you her birthday

And her daddy's middle name

The uncles on her mama's

Side and the ones they don't claim

What she's got for Christmas since 1952

And that's only the beginning

Of the things I could tell you

'Cause I'm the official historian

On Shirley Jean Berrell

I've known her since God

Only knows and I won't tell

I caught her the first time

She stumbled and fell

And Shirley she knows

Me just as well

I can tell you her favorite

Song and where she likes to park

And why to this very day

She's scared of the dark

How she got her nickname

And that scar behind her knee

If there's anything you need

To know about Shirley just ask me

I know where she's ticklish

And her every little quirk

The funnies she don't read

And her number at work

I know what she stands for

And what she won't allow

The only thing that I don't know

Is where she is right now

But I'm the official historian

On Shirley Jean Berrell

I've known her since God

Only knows and I won't tell

I caught her the first time she stumbled and fell

And Shirley she knows me just as well

Oh Shirley she knows me just as well