歌曲名 Cocktail Counterpoint

歌手名 The Hit Crew

作词：Jerry Herman

作曲：Jerry Herman

I joined the foreign legion

With a saber in my hand

I crawled across the desert

With my belly in the sand

With men who loved their camels

And their brandy and I swear

Nobody dished nobody swished

When I was a Foreign Legionnaire

Oh what lovely dishes

They're so delicate and frail

Mine have naked children

I believe they're only male

Oops I think they're playing

Some exotic little game

Oops I think that

Leap-frog is its name

This is even worse than I feared

The son is strange the father is weird

To meet the wife I'm actually afraid

I prefer that Anne remain an old maid

It's appalling to confess

Our new in-laws are a mess

She's a prude he's a prig

She's a pill he's a pig

So zis zis zis for you Papa

I joined the foreign legion

With a saber in my hand

I crawled across the desert

With my belly in the sand

With men who loved their camels

And their brandy and I swear

Nobody dished nobody swished

When I was a Foreign Legionnaire

I joined the foreign legion

With a saber in my hand

I crawled across the desert

With my belly in the sand

With men who loved their camels

And their brandy and I swear

Nobody dished nobody swished

When I was a Foreign Legionnaire

Here's mother