Dancing Fool - Frank Zappa

作词：Frank Zappa

作曲：Frank Zappa

Don't know much about dancin'

That's why I got this song

One of my legs is shorter than the other

'N' both my feet's too long

'Course now right along with 'em

I got no natural rhythm

But I go dancin' every night

Hopin' one day I might get it right

I'm a dancin' fool I'm a

Dancin' fool

Dancin' fool

Dancin' fool

I hear that beat I jump outa my seat

But I can't compete 'cause I'm a

Dancin' fool I'm a

Dancin' fool

The disco folks all dressed up

Like they's fit to kill

I walk on in 'n' see 'em there

Gonna give them all a thrill

When they see me comin'

They all steps aside

They has a fit while I commit

My social suicide I'm a

Dancin' fool I'm a

Dancin' fool

Dancin' fool

Dancin' fool

The beat goes on

And I'm so wrong

The beat goes on

And I'm so wrong

The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong

The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong

The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong

The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong

I may be totally wrong but I'm a

Dancin' fool I'm a

Dancin' fool

Youwsa youwsa youwsa

I got it all together now

With my very own disco clothes hey

My shirt's half open t'show you my chains

'N' the spoon for up my nose

I am really somethin'

That's what you'd prob'ly say

So smoke your little smoke

Drink your little drink

While I dance the night away I'm a

Dancin' fool I'm a

Dancin' fool I`m a

Dancin' fool I`m a

Dancin' fool

Dancin' fool

I may be totally wrong but I'm a

I may be totally wrong but I'm a

I may be totally wrong but I'm a

I may be totally wrong but I'm a

FOOL-uh

Hey darlin' can I buy ya a drink

Lookin' for Mister Goodbar Here he is

Wait a minute I've got it You're an Italian

Hah

Yer Jewish

Love your nails you must be a Libra

Your place or mine