歌曲名 Drowning Witch

歌手名 Frank Zappa

作词：Frank Zappa

作曲：Frank Zappa

There's a ship arriving too late

To save a drowning witch

She was swimmin' along

Tryin' to keep a date

With a merchant marine

Who told her he was really rich

But it doesn't matter no more

She's on the ocean floor

'N the water's all green down there

'N it's not very clean down there

'N water snakes

'N rusty wrecks

Is all that she can see

As the light goes dim

And she's tryin' to swim

Will she make it

we sure hope so )

Not even a witch oughta be caught

On the bottom of america's spew-infested

Ho-ho-ho hey-hey

She could get radiation all over her

She could mutate insanely

She could mutate insanely wall)

Then you know

She could go on the freeway and grow up to be 15 feet tall

And very very scary-lookin'

And then

Cars could crash all over the place

As a result of people with hawaiian shirts on

Lookin' up to hear her go ha ha ha

Sardines in her eyebrows

Lobsters up 'n down her pudenda

All of them horribly large from graduation

And smelling very bad

And dangerous

Maybe a submarine could save her

That's right yes that's true

And bring her back just like a mud-shark

Tell 'em what they win bob

Well therefore ladies:

A full week's supply of gartenion's onion rings

Bronco's new bondage-in-a-bottle

It won't crack it won't stake it won't beat it won't budge

It won't bite the old fate

And of course a brand new absolutely brand new

New new and of course but also a new car