Mr. Mistoffelees - Andrew Lloyd Webber/Paul Nicholas

作词：T.S. Elliot

作曲：Andrew Lloyd Webber

The greatest magicians have something to learn

From Mister mistoffelees' conjuring turn

Go

And we all say

Oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees

Oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees

He is quiet he is small he is black

From his ears to the tip of his tail

He can creep through the tiniest crack

He can walk on the narrowest rail

He can pick any card from a pack

He is equally cunning with dice

He is always deceiving

You into believing that

He's only hunting for mice

He can play any trick with a cork

Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste

If you look for a knife or a fork

And you think it is merely misplaced

You have seen it one moment and then it is gone

You find it next week lying out on the lawn

And we all say

Oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as magical Mister mistoffelees

Oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as magical Mister mistoffelees

His manner is vague and aloof

You would think there is nobody shyer

But his voice has been heard on the roof

When he was curled up by the fire

And he's sometimes been heard by the fire

When he was about on the roof

At least we all heard that somebody purred

Which is incontestable proof

Of his singular magical powers

And I've known the family to call

Him in from the garden for hours

When he was asleep in the hall

And not long ago this phenomenal cat

Produced seven kittens right out of a hat

And we all say

Oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as magical Mister mistoffelees

He is a model

Oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as magical Mister mistoffelees

Magical Mister mistoffelees

Oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as magical Mister mistoffelees

No never clever mistoffelees

Oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as magical Mister mistoffelees

This cat befire beelive

Oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as magical Mister mistoffelees

Can you belive us

Oh well I never was there ever

A cat so clever as magical Mister

Ladies and gentlemen

I give you the marvelous magical Mister mistoffelees cisto