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Here Comes The Judge - Pigmeat Markham

Written by：Robert Dade/Sarah Harvey/Dewey Markham/Dick Allen

Hear ye hear ye

This court is now in session

His honor Judge

Pigmeat Markham presiding

Hear ye hear ye

The court of swing is

Just about ready to do that thing

I don't want no tears

I don't want no lies

Above all I don't want no alibis

This judge is hip and that ain't all

He'll give you time if you're big or small

Fall in line for this court is neat

Peace brother

Uh oh here come the Judge

Here comes the Judge

Everybody knows

That he is the Judge

Everybody near and far

I'm going to Paris to stop this war

All those kids gotta listen to me

Because I am the judge

And you can plainly see

I want a big round table when I get there

I won't sit down to one that's square

I wanna lay down the law

To them that brought it

I'll bust some head

Because I am the judge

He is the Judge

He is the Judge

Everybody knows

That he is the Judge

Who's there I is I is who

I is your next door neighbor

Order order order

Order in this courtroom

Order in this courtroom

Judge your honorship hi sir

Did I hear you say order in the court

Yes I said order

Well I'll take two cans of beer please

He is the Judge

He is the Judge

Everybody knows

That he is the Judge

I had a chat with Ho Chi Min

With cheap rice wine and chased with gin

Won't take long unless I miss my guess

I'll have you out of this doggone mess

I sent a cable to Bob and Mac

Let them know I'm coming back

Sit right down with Rock and Nick

Teach them boys some of pigmeat's tricks

Oh oh judge your honor pigmeat sir

Don't you remember me

No who are you boy

Well I'm the feller that introduced

You to your wife to my wife

Yeah life you son of a gun you

Come November election time

You vote your way I'll vote mine

Case there's a tie and

The money gets spent

Vote for pigmeat Markham president

I am the Judge I am the Judge

Everybody knows I am the Judge

I am the Judge I am the Judge

Everybody knows that he is the Judge

Now everybody know I am the Judge