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She meets you at the door

She greets you back from war

She reads out loud

She feeds them kraut

She leads the local scouts

Her breed is fading out

They flee the town about

Her sheets are tight

Her deeds a sight

Her creed a candle bright

Oh Laura's neat

She's oh so sweet

She'd never miss a beat

But Laura's bleak

Immensely meek

She turns the other cheek

Oh Laura's chic

Elle a l'air Belgique

Her lips c'est magnifique

But Laura's weak

Plays hide and seek

And never climbs her peak

So where was Pete last night?

His tweed's not looking right

He loves Lou Reed

He spreads his seed

He trades in trick or treat

Oh Laura's neat

She's oh so sweet

She'd never miss a beat

But Laura's bleak

Immensely meek

She turns the other cheek

Oh Laura's chic

Elle a l'air Belgique

Her lips c'est magnifique

But Laura's weak

Plays hide and seek

And never climbs her peak

Get on you feet

Don't overheat

You won't defeat her in your sleep

Make him mincemeat

Draw juice of beet

Your seat is not that cheap

You'll meet and greet

Miss Wonder White Wheat

Delete the pleat retreat

Now get on you feet

Get on your feet