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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (LP版) - Veggie Tales

We are the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you we don't do anything

Well I've never been to Greenland

And I've never been to Denver

And I've never buried treasure in St Louie or St Paul

And I've never been to Moscow

And I've never been to Tampa

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

We're the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you we don't do anything

And I've never hoist the main sail

And I've never swabbed the poop deck

And I've never veer to starboard

Cause I never sail at all

And I've never walked the gangplank

And I've never owned a parrot

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you we don't do anything

Well I've never plucked a rooster

And I'm not too good at ping ball

And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes

Up against the wall

And I've never kissed a chipmunk

And I've never gotten head lice

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

Huh What are you talking about

Whats a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate

Hey thats right

We are supposed to sing about pirate-y things

And who's ever kissed a chipmunk

That's just nonsense Why even bring it up

Am I right What do you think

I think you look like Captain Crunch

Huh No I don't

Do too

Do not

You're making me hungry

Thats it You're walkin' the plank

Says who

Says the Cap'n thats who

Oh yeah Ay Ay Cap'n Crunch hehehehe

Arrrgggghh

Yikes

And I've never licked a spark plug

And I've never sniffed a stinkbug

And I've never painted daises

On a big red rubber ball

And I've never bathed in yogurt

And I don't look good in leggings

You just don't get it

And we've never been to Boston in the fall

Pass the chips

Who's got the remote control

Here it is

Time for Heraldo

It's definately time for Loch Nech

Ohh I don't like this show

Hey look I found a quarter