The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (电影《蔬菜宝贝历险记》插曲)

作词:Mike Nawrocki,Kurt Heinecke

作曲:Mike Nawrocki,Kurt Heinecke

所属专辑:《无所事事的海盗》电影原声

歌词

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything - Relient K

作词:Mike Nawrocki/Kurt Heinecke

作曲:Mike Nawrocki/Kurt Heinecke

We are the pirates we don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you we don't do anything

But I've never been to Greenland

And I've never been to Denver

And I've never buried treasure in St Louie or St Paul

And I've never been to Moscow

And I've never been to Tampa

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

'Cause we're the pirates that don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you we don't do anything

And I've never hoist the mainstay

And I've never swabbed the poop deck

And I've never veered starboard cause I've never sailed at all

And I've never walked the gang plank

And I've never owned a parrot

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you we don't do anything

Oh I've never plucked a rooster

And I am not too good at ping pong

And I've never thrown my mashed pertaters up against the wall

And I've never kissed a chipmunk

And I've never gotten head lice

And I have never been to Boston in the fall

Pirate captains log 2002

Who be this band Relient K

And why they be so full of contradictions

We don't know what he did

But we're down with captain Kidd

We don't wake up before lunch

But we all eat captain crunch

We don't smoke we don't chew

We watch captain kangaroo

And I've never licked a spark plug

And I've never sniffed a stink bug

And I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball

And I've never bathed in yogurt

And I don't look good in leggings

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

We are the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you we don't do anything

We are the pirates we don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you we don't do anything

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