If You're Not A Professional Actor - Frank Zappa/The Mothers Of Invention

作词：Frank Zappa

作曲：Frank Zappa

If you're not a professional actor

The easiest thing for you to do

When you only have a week to make a movie is just to be yourself on the screen

So the lines that the people speak in the film

With the exception of some of the real fantasy characters like the Vacuum Cleaner

Or the or what Theodore Bikel says

Are all based on the actual speech patterns and the lifestyle