Don't Eat There - Frank Zappa/The Mothers Of Invention

作词：Frank Zappa

作曲：Frank Zappa

Are you having breakfast for lunch

I'm having breakfast and he's lunched

I'll tell you what

What can you give me immediately

If not sooner nothing hot nothing

So that by the time he's finished eating those

hot cakes and those dead things that

I won't finish myself

Waitress: Bacon and eggs

Are you are you gonna have breakfast

No no no no no

No no

No no no no no

He'll never go for that

No no no a roll and some orange juice

Jimmy Graham

Orange juice and

Uh a roll uh-huh

One stale roll

Yeah

Bread and water

One stale roll

Bread and water

Thank you

Frank you really missed it at the club last night

You should have seen what went on man

If you would have had your tape recorder there

You would have been rolling on the ground

Holding your sides It was the greatest

Everybody was out of it drinking wine

Cheap wine And then there was this group

This nice tight little group that was playin'

and they did about two numbers

And he said: Okay uh any of

you guys wanna come up here

And of course Old Stewed Simmons was

the first one to check out the cat's guitar

And so he immediately

procceeded to play lead

This chick came out of the audience man

A la Janis Joplin in a gold lame

Only she was rancid

And she came out there and tried to sing blues

changes like Buddy Miles or something

But it just didn't work 'cause she was singing

Get yourself together

You are where it's at

she did it for like

Forty minutes man

It was wonderful