Marjory Razorblade - Kevin Coyne

作曲：Coyne

Marjory Razorblade is as keen and sharp as can be

Will always settle my problems for me

She will sort out all my dusty neighbors

Cut a swatch right through their undignified ways

And if they talk about me behind my back

She will not play their game

She will not play that game

She will not play their game

Oh Marjory Razorblade oh what a picture she made

In her long and her fusty dress and her hair that she plaited best

Oh what a woman what a tongue what an abrasive manner

And if anyone upsets me they will regret it they will regret it

Oh she's mine though she's over fifty nine

She's experience of the world far beyond my years

Oh mother me Marjory oh Razorblade

Mother me Marjory oh Razorblade