Crocodile Roll - John Williamson

Havin' a barbi' by the river

With no one else around

A tropical honymoon knokin' a 4x down

She was standin' in the water eating a pumpkin scone

When aarrccmm splash she was gone

And they were doin' the crocodile roll

The woman and the reptile

Doin' the crocodile roll

In the middle of the river

Down came her husband

With a gun and a carving knife

To slaughter every crocodile for taking his darlin's life

Yyyyou ccant ggo round eating queenslanders

Yyyou over grown ggg goannas

I'll I'll turn you all into shoes

Aarrccmm oooooo it was in the news

And they were doin' the crocodile roll

The husband and the reptile

Doin' the crocodile roll in the middle of the river

Down came his blood hound

With mangy curly hair

He cought the scent and away he went bum in the air

Then the dog got carried away and ran out on a log

When aarrccmm rowr guess what no more dog

And they were doin' the crocodile roll

The canine and the reptile

Doin' the crocodile roll in the middle of the river

Down came a wild pig

Rootin' all about

The little swine drank the wine and realy piged it out

Then the crocodile chased him round

Then the little pig said up yours aarrccmm

Reee reee reee in the old croc's jaws

And they were doin' the crocodile roll

The porker and the reptile

Doin' the crocodile roll in the middle of the river

Theres no moral to this story

Just a brand new dance

Grab your partner by the neck and swing your crocodile pants

Dip your toe in the water are you ready for a mess

Swing your tail around the floor go on take a chance

Now your doin' the crocodile roll stirin' up the mud

Doin' the crocodile roll in the middle of the river

They were doin' the crocodile roll stirin up the mudcrabs

Doin' the crocodile roll in the middle of the river